I'll give you a million bucks to slap this inconsiderate egotist in the face. Make it 2 . Seeing as how it'll be an iou with a due date of hell freezing over, I'll keep raising my offer until you accept.
You know it would be worth it. This guy brings a bag full of pennies into the bank and PLOP, sparges them all over the counter, demanding the teller count each and every one, even the dozens that roll away underneath your feet.
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